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1The Tech Bench
Tuning, wax, sharpening, or any other repair issues
0The Patrol Room
Training, education, stories, or any other notable discussions for your friends in red coats
0Instructors Get all The Chics
Questions and answers regarding all techniques, skills, tips, tricks, and any other teaching or training!
0Dirty Little Secrets
All the cool places you have been and why you go there? Dont tell us how great Keystone is. Think obscure!
0No One Cares That You Tele
Really... no one cares... But you can talk about it here.
2Evil Empire
A place top vent about all the reasons why Vail sucks.
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- No One Cares That You TeleA phenomenon I’ve started to to notice at disturbingly increasing rates it’s the cliched tele pose for photo ops. You know what I’m talking about... the knees flexed, one foot back, poles ever so attentively placed as if the subject was getting ready to turn left into the granola store to stock up on their supply of gorp... when you buy tele gear, is there an online learning module you must complete that strictly enforced such things? Is it a sudden boost of gravity that is attracted to your inflated sense of self importance? I imagine a Telemark Revised Statute 12.0-5B reads; “Thou shall at all times be ready to activate tele pose when any camera, phone, fax, or mimeograph machine is within 127 ft.” I can’t help but gleam the comparison to the teenage girl duck lips selfie, or the ever so concerning bent knee, hands on thigh, low ceiling selfie. Help! I want to understand all cultures, even those that are silly and don’t make sense!Like
- General DiscussionOnly 1 rule... Don't be a dick! Humor is OK. Dark humor is encouraged... Just don't be a dick!Like
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